i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
(via laughcentre)
- Me: Hey close the door, please
- Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
- Me: *dying whale noise*
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
(via natoyaleeee)
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
(via natoyaleeee)
